Secretly Slutty Protein Brownies – by Colby

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We all know slutty brownies, right?! Cookie layer, oreo layer, brownie layer ALL IN ONE BITE. Yeah. Heaven.  But the guilt……  Well, that’s where I come in J meet the SECRETLY SLUTTY BROWNIE.  Same as the old: cookie, oreo, brownie, but completely clean, healthy, full of protein, and just as yummy!  And just to make it a little more amazing, each brownie is only 82 calories with 8 grams of carbs, 2 grams of fat and 6 grams of protein. Talk about a slice of heaven! This recipe looks complicated, but it’s not J It just looks like a lot because there are three separate layers to mix.


Cookie Layer:

  • 1 cup chickpeas
  • 1 egg
  • ½ cup almond milk
  • ½ tsp vanilla extract
  • ½ tsp butter extract
  • 1 scoop Try About Time Birthday Cake Whey
  • 1 tsp coconut sugar
  • ¼ cup oat flour
  • ½ tsp baking powder
  • ½ tsp baking soda
  • pinch of salt
  • 2  TB dark chocolate chips


  1. Grind down chickpeas in a magic bullet with egg, milk, and extracts.
  2. In a separate bowl, mix the rest of the ingredients.
  3. Slowly combine wet ingredients with dry and pour into the bottom of a square baking dish.

Oreo Layer:

  • 1 ½ Cookies and Cream Quest Bar
  • ½ cup almond milk
  • ½ cup 2% cottage cheese
  • 1 scoop vanilla whey


  1. In a magic bullet, blend ¼ cup almond milk with cottage cheese and vanilla whey.
  2. In a microwave safe bowl, break up the quest bars into small chunks, combine with ¼ cup almond milk and microwave for 1 minute.  Stir.  Microwave for 30 more seconds, stir.  Keep doing this until the quest bar is melted and a liquid has formed.
  3. Mix the melted quest mixture with the cottage cheese mixture.
  4. Pour over cookie dough in the baking dish.


Brownie Layer:

  • 2 scoops chocolate whey
  • 2.5 TB raw cacao powder
  • 1/3 cup unsweetened applesauce
  • ½ medium zucchini, chopped
  • ¼ cup oat flour
  • 1 egg
  • ½ tsp vanilla
  • ½ tsp baking powder
  • ½ tsp baking soda
  • 1 stevia packet


  1. Combine all ingredients in a magic bullet.
  2. Pour on top of the oreo and cookie mixture in your baking dish.
  3. Make sure the layers stay separate!

Final Directions 

Bake at 375 for 30-35 minutes.  Let cool, devour!

Macros (20 squares): 82 calories, 8g Carbs, 2g Fat, 8g Protein.

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